tubular_trekkie
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Posted: Aug. 27 2009, 12:17 |
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Quote (prisoner.of.the.dark.sky @ Aug. 27 2009, 16:10) | I guess it might explain the prolonged delivery of the new certificates from the ultimate box, which needed to be signed by MO.
I can see the conversation before me:
Head of record company <horc>) We need to get these 50 cds to Mike, so he can sign them
Assistent <ass>) It's impossible
horc) What do you mean by impossible, do your job and send them to Mike!
ass) He is on a boat and lost in the fucking Bermuda Triangle, I CAN'T!!
horc) well, have you tried to contact him by radio or coastguard??
ass) yes, it's impossible, he is beyond the reach from Earth
horc) then we have to wait. don't contact his annoying fans and tell them that we work on a solution, but are delayed - what have they done for us lately anyway?
horc) where is the coke when you need it (sigh), I'll take a drink instead |
I think you could be on to something there
Or perhaps they did manage to get some of the certificates to him to sign, but they've got lost in the Bermuda Triangle That might be a cause of considerable delay
This might also explain MO's 'psychic abilities' and general strangeness, no?
C'mon Mike: give us the lowdown. Is there some sort of weird space-time anomaly out there?
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