The Caveman
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Posted: June 15 2010, 04:00 |
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And since i want the coveted 'Oldfield nerd of the year award' here's the whole of the drunken ramble in all it's glory (or as near as dammit!
Mike 1 I say I say Isay Who's got the biggest nose you've ever seen?
Mike2 I don't care about that.How big's his bottle?
Mike1 Never mind about bottle.I've got much more important things on my mind.
Mike2 Well have you?Tell about them.
Mike1 Well i was walking down the road the other day and i saw a dog
Mike2 Did you?
Mike1 Yes i saw a dog.I said to him "how are you feeling?"
Mike2 What did he say?
Mike 1 He said "Ruff Ruff Ruff"
Mike2 I say i say i say i say
Mike 1 Whasat whasat whasat
Mike 2 Er,er,er erm, er ,er
Mike 1 Spit it out man Spit it out.Whasat?
Mike2 What's got,er,no legs and 5 eyes?
Mike1 No legs and 5 eyes.I don't know.What's got no legs and 5 eyes.
Mike 1 err err
Mike 2 What's got no legs and 5 eyes?
Mike1 Err err
Mike 2 What's got no legs and 5 eyes?
Mike 1 Oh dear,oh dear,oh dear
Mike 2 What's got no legs and 5 eyes?
Mike 1 I say i say i say
Mike 2 Yes yes?
Mike 1 What's got 1 wheel,2 legs and no eyes?
Mike2 What's got no legs,1 wheel.I don't know.
Mike 1 What's got no legs,1 eye and 2 wheels
Mike2 I say i say i say i say
Mike 1 Yes?
Mike 2 What's got 1 leg,3 wheels and no eyes?
Mike 1 I don't know.What has got no eyes,3 wheels and 1 leg
Mike 2 Oh never mind that.I say i say i say.What's got 3 bottles and 5 eyes and no legs.
Mike1 Well i wouldn't know.What's got 5 wheels,5 bottles,3 legs and half a wheel?
Mike 2 Well i haven't a clue.I say i say i say
Mike 1 Yes?
Mike2 What's got 3....Oh dear
Thanks to Yannick for prompting me to bother!
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