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ex member 137 Group: Members Posts: 370 Joined: Feb. 2009 Posted: Feb. 13 2011, 14:46 Quote (Milamber @ Feb. 13 2011, 20:17) Quote (dunlooser @ Feb. 14 2011, 02:08) Quote (Milamber @ Feb. 13 2011, 14:06) Have you seen Stevie's new piano Come on Lets have the rest of it. It had better be SHOCKING Suprising Down Under this joke's an oldie. Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano   No Neither Has he Whats Shocking is that you never heard it Another Heard of the French kiss what about an Aussie kiss. It's the same as the French one cept it's Down Under Shocking or just lame A message to you all I really am SHOCKED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's like a desease. Yes Milamber I realised what you meant. I just wanted to see if you would explain it. AND YOU DID!!!!!!!! I am both, wily, and cunning. Only a seer would have such skills. Back to top

ex member 137 Group: Members Posts: 370 Joined: Feb. 2009 Posted: Feb. 13 2011, 15:17 Quote (dunlooser @ Feb. 13 2011, 20:46) Hey Milamber Sent the other piece. Email Goodnight folks. In the middle of the night When the fleas begin to bite You can scratch with all your might Itchy coo..............Itchy coo Now thats the type of song my dad sang to me. Shocking or what !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Back to top

Milamber Group: Musicians Posts: 2263 Joined: Feb. 2010 Posted: Feb. 14 2011, 02:18 I"m guessing your Dad was a wolf too That was a totally brilliant version of Inc Kev. I think Dan will prefer that over Mikes Can you do the Hornpipe as fast as Mike I'm betting you can. Very enjoyable indeed  10/10 Cheers M.   And yes Shocking ,shocking it ended too soon Back to top

ex member 137 Group: Members Posts: 370 Joined: Feb. 2009 Posted: Feb. 14 2011, 03:55 Quote (Milamber @ Feb. 14 2011, 08:18) Can you do the Hornpipe as fast as Mike I'm betting you can. Faster Thats been the one piece of Mikes (I know he didn't write it) I have been able to play at gigs and sessions. At sessions fellow muso's would give up. The Hickory Stick Boy's....................... NEVER What a laugh. I've blown a Trumpet. Mike if your out there. I CHALLENGE YOU Truly SHOCKING Back to top

HR lover Group: Members Posts: 548 Joined: Sep. 2010 Posted: Feb. 14 2011, 04:30 1 per cent of the population owns 90 per cent of the money. That's what I'd call shocking even though it's not funny. -------------- Neither a borrower nor a lender be, For loan oft loses both itself and friend, And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. Back to top

ex member 137 Group: Members Posts: 370 Joined: Feb. 2009 Posted: Feb. 14 2011, 04:46 Quote (HR lover @ Feb. 14 2011, 10:30) 1 per cent of the population owns 90 per cent of the money. That's what I'd call shocking even though it's not funny. At last the HR Luvva quoteth. Now I do find that both funny and SHOCKING!!!!!!!!!!! That means 10% of us are SKINT !!!!! Back to top

Scatterplot Group: Members Posts: 1980 Joined: Dec. 2007 Posted: Feb. 14 2011, 08:27 Is it true that you's guys in France use mayonaise on french fries? -------------- We raise our voices in the night Crying to heaven And will our voices be heard Or will they break Like the wind Back to top

ex member 137 Group: Members Posts: 370 Joined: Feb. 2009 Posted: Feb. 14 2011, 08:50 Quote (Scatterplot @ Feb. 14 2011, 14:27) Is it true that you's guys in France use mayonaise on french fries? Now.................................. you're not going to believe this. Yes we do........ But only on french fries. Never on chips.         Shocking........I don't think so. Back to top

ex member 137 Group: Members Posts: 370 Joined: Feb. 2009 Posted: Feb. 14 2011, 13:50 [quote=dunlooser,Feb. 14 2011, 14:50][/quote] IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who can tell me where we stand. Legally. We cover Mikes music, and remix, and I've even heard some nice stuff being played over a track. Are there any issues with copyright etc ? I had an idea when Mike started re-mastering. I've been to a number of his concerts, and the sound, with the exception of Gloucester Liesure Centre, was always good. The Albert Hall was incrediblle...........3rd tier from the floor. Swivel seat, and more leg room than a 747, in Mikes class. Thanks for those concerts Mike. I mean you can't replicate that into a recording. OR CAN YOU ????????????????????????????????? I've seen the interview in the Bahamas and saw, in Mikes face, the dissapointment of having to probably fullfill a contract. We shouldn't speculate. Wouldn't the time have been better spent, and I mean this financially, to have seen what he could do......................with the soundtracks of concerts out there. He used to release the odd live track, and I know, that even if it's only a stereo track it can be made to sound better. I've done it with the "Exposed" DVD for my own pleasure, I don't even know if that's legal. I haven't and will not share it. I've made it sound like you're there' having your ears blown out. Hell I was there!!!!!!! Mike, is up there...... CRANKING IT UP.......creating the music having a wonderful experience himself......but missing out on what we hear. The point is that there are alot of people out there collecting this type of music. I really enjoyed the experience of the concerts I've been to, and will always prefer.................................................................................... ..................................THE LIVE SOUND!!!!!!! I've just broken a key on the keyboard when I hit them saying LIVE RECORDINGS PLEASE !!!!!!! I'd love to share Exposed, but I won't until I find out either way. Now isn't that SHOCKING!!!!!!!!! Back to top

ex member 892 Group: Members Posts: 827 Joined: July 2008 Posted: Feb. 15 2011, 12:58 Not sure how shocking this is, but here ya go: A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you. She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party." Back to top

ex member 892 Group: Members Posts: 827 Joined: July 2008 Posted: Feb. 15 2011, 13:01 Women have four kinds of orgasms. 1: The religious orgasm: OH MY GOD!!!!!! 2: The positive orgasm: OH YES!!!!! 3: The negative orgasm: ON NOOOOO!!!!! 4: The fake orgasm: OH SYD!!!!       Don't ban me. And yes I stole this and changed the name Back to top

ex member 137 Group: Members Posts: 370 Joined: Feb. 2009 Posted: Feb. 15 2011, 17:24 Quote (Syd B @ Feb. 15 2011, 18:58) "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party." I am truly Shocked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! While were on the Dave Allen tribute show. Did you hear about the nude in the font. She had a heavy Jew on her!!!!!!!!!! Bum Bum. Back to top

Cooper Roy Group: Members Posts: 255 Joined: April 2010 Posted: Feb. 15 2011, 18:59 Wiga has not rounded on anyone here. That is shocking to me. Interesting... -------------- "I have nothing but sympathy for how people behave-and nothing but laughter to console them with.Laughter is my religion.In the manner of most religions, I admit my laughter is pretty desperate."                                                                    John Irving Back to top

Milamber Group: Musicians Posts: 2263 Joined: Feb. 2010 Posted: Feb. 15 2011, 19:29 I'm not sure what that means Seems the games continue This is getting to be a joke. Back to top

HR lover Group: Members Posts: 548 Joined: Sep. 2010 Posted: Feb. 16 2011, 04:37 Mother comes home from work, but she hears a strange noise. After listening more careful she definitely hears: baby, baby coming from the room of her only daughter. She opens the door and sees here daughter is having sex with a boy. Then the mother says, thank God, I thought you were listening to Justin Bieber! -------------- Neither a borrower nor a lender be, For loan oft loses both itself and friend, And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. Back to top

ex member 137 Group: Members Posts: 370 Joined: Feb. 2009 Posted: Feb. 16 2011, 13:32 Quote (HR lover @ Feb. 16 2011, 10:37) Then the mother says, thank God, I thought you were listening to Justin Bieber! HL Luvva I wonder if that was shocking. Yes it's priceless as a laugh!!! But would you as a parent....................... have been SHOCKED ! Could be a topic for conversation. I'm reckoning, 2 posts at the most.  Then Milamber will come in with one of his aussie style jokes.......and there's............Nothing wrong with that. Could be I'm becoming a grandad.   F........K ! Perhaps it just isn't worth the worry. Send us another Laugh. DL Back to top

ex member 137 Group: Members Posts: 370 Joined: Feb. 2009 Posted: Feb. 16 2011, 16:21 Quote (dunlooser @ Feb. 16 2011, 19:32) Had a great couple of days working on Quietmans Barafundle project. Have a listen. Its on my soundcloud site. The blank areas at the start are there for a purpose. To allow people to rehearse before they record a track they want to submit. If we act now I'll get it onto the tubnet album. I don't mind giving up one of mine for this wonderful piece. It has true potential. I only hope he hasn't nicked it from somewhere. Now that is SHOCKING ! DL Back to top

nightspore Group: Members Posts: 4761 Joined: Mar. 2008 Posted: Feb. 16 2011, 19:57 Quote (dunlooser @ Feb. 16 2011, 13:32) [/quote] HL Luvva I wonder if that was shocking. I think HR Lover was trying to tell us that he's a Justin Bieber fan, and that that was the shocking part!   So you're going to be a Grandad, dunlooser? I hope you won't start saying things like "Things were different in my day", and using an ear trumpet. If you do, Milamber has a few tips about blowing one's own trumpet   Back to top

Milamber Group: Musicians Posts: 2263 Joined: Feb. 2010 Posted: Feb. 16 2011, 20:29 I'm flexible on the subject yes Back to top

ex member 137 Group: Members Posts: 370 Joined: Feb. 2009 Posted: Feb. 22 2011, 12:32 [quote=Milamber,Feb. 17 2011, 02:29][/quote] Where is everyone ? It's all gone very quiet. I'm still here to be abused, insulted, and surprised by what you find Shocking. I've just had my brother and his lovely wife over to stay. Having emigrated away from family and friends nearly 5yrs ago, I'm finding it very unsettling, plus, as a muso very unproductive. To everyone today, in, Newzealand, Bahrain, Libya, North Korea, China, Africa, etc. my thoughts are with you. Is that SHOCKING ? Back to top

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