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The Big BellEnd Group: Members Posts: 971 Joined: Jan. 2004 Posted: May 20 2008, 13:30 Well my friends I'm afraid Black Saturday is nearly here already, and throughout the whole of europe, flag waving, hat wearing, streamer throwing patriots will be going mental over their country's entry in The Eurovision Song Contest. Slung together in one arena are contestants of various shapes and form's belting out dodgy, cheese coated song's to win the ultimate prize. A song for Europe, but just who will lift the crown or worst of all get no point's at all. -------------- I, ON THE OTHER HAND. AM A VICTIM OF YOUR CARNIVOUROUS LUNAR ACTIVITY. Back to top

Scatterplot Group: Members Posts: 1980 Joined: Dec. 2007 Posted: May 20 2008, 14:24 Sounds like something to avoid, heheeee...................     Here in Austin every fall I have to listen to these natives screaming for the Texas Longhorns football team. There is no escape from it. It is so big here, if you look at cars on the road, 50% of them(Mazda, Chevy, it does not matter what company) come with this........chrome cow-head emblem installed on the back of the trunk, or some clearly visible place. I have this comedic "vision" in my head where I go to buy a new car. The paperwork is all done, I'm ready to sign for this new car. But before I do I say, "Oh by the way, before we close this deal, get that f%^&ing cow head off my car". -------------- We raise our voices in the night Crying to heaven And will our voices be heard Or will they break Like the wind Back to top

Dirk Star Group: Members Posts: 1331 Joined: Sep. 2007 Posted: May 21 2008, 03:03 Eurovision is just one of those yearly events that is so amazingly bad you just can`t help but watch it.Made all the more entertaining in this country at least.By Terry Wogan`s constant mickey taking peppered throughout the proceedings.And all the ridiculous vote shenanigans as well kind of makes you proud to be English for a change.Even if it just goes to prove how universally loathed we are within our own continent. By way of making last years competiton a little more interesting we decided to set up a sweepstake between family and neighbours.My six year old son was well into it.Writing down all the countries and setting up his own star system next to every song performed etc.He was like Katie Boyle on acid or something.Absolutely hyper with excitement as if it was Christmas Eve all over again.The problem was that the following night he steamed into the room with paper and pencil in hand waiting for it all to kick off again.I think he thought it was some kind of reality show that was going to run for about 2-3 weeks or something.OMG imagine that 24 euro cheese fests every night for almost a month!!!....To say the kid was devestated would be putting it mildly. Anyway it was first semi-final night last night and straight away he was like.."Oh yes I love this!" He could`nt wait to get the paper and pencil back out again and start scribbling down his critical musings.He was`nt too happy when Ireland did`nt get through mind with their "singing turkey" entry.But I`m sure he`ll get over it in time for the second semi-final tomorrow night. Back to top

The Caveman Group: Members Posts: 2178 Joined: Jan. 2008 Posted: May 21 2008, 05:10 Now this is pure cheese fest stuff.What cracks me up is all the political voting that goes into.It's really about "Well we don't get along with that country...Nil Point,but we like that country...10 Point".The music is 99%cheese and maybe1% (and that's generous)good.For those who live outside Europe-rejoice in that fact! -------------- THE COMING OF THE GREAT WHITE HANDKERCHEIF IS NIGH. Back to top

theweightless Group: Members Posts: 604 Joined: April 2001 Posted: May 21 2008, 07:42 we had a tradition watching this contest and wait all night if finland might even get 1 point but now that we won few years back i guess all the excitement is gone   -------------- ASMK Back to top

The Caveman Group: Members Posts: 2178 Joined: Jan. 2008 Posted: May 21 2008, 07:47 Judging by the UK performance of late i wouldn't be at all surprised if Finland beat the UK.What amazes me is that on the global market the UK have some big names out there.OK most of it i wouldn't buy as it's mainly pop oriented rubbish but when it comes to Eurovision it all becomes this awful cheesey rubbish.  I would love to sit and watch it (really i would....it's hilarious)but i have a gig with my band and so,regretably,i'll miss it -------------- THE COMING OF THE GREAT WHITE HANDKERCHEIF IS NIGH. Back to top

3Wheeler Group: Members Posts: 828 Joined: Aug. 2007 Posted: May 21 2008, 09:25 The "Secret" of enjoying the Euro Song Contest is to Consume 1 Can of Strong Lager per Song... By The end youre Hanging on the Chandeliers Loving the Thing .. Ill be off down to Collect my Case on Fiday.. . -------------- We're Flying Aeroflot, We've Got Reservations. Back to top

The Caveman Group: Members Posts: 2178 Joined: Jan. 2008 Posted: May 21 2008, 09:40 Bugger!!! I knew shouldn't have given up alcohol! You couldn't really endure it without imbibing something to deaden the pain of such awful aural torture! I think the Geneva convention has a sub-cluas in it relating to it. -------------- THE COMING OF THE GREAT WHITE HANDKERCHEIF IS NIGH. Back to top

The Big BellEnd Group: Members Posts: 971 Joined: Jan. 2004 Posted: May 21 2008, 15:38 After a few Stella's even this year's contribution from Latvia will seem cultured. -------------- I, ON THE OTHER HAND. AM A VICTIM OF YOUR CARNIVOUROUS LUNAR ACTIVITY. Back to top

Dirk Star Group: Members Posts: 1331 Joined: Sep. 2007 Posted: May 24 2008, 19:19 Back to top

clotty Group: Members. Posts: 237 Joined: Mar. 2006 Posted: May 25 2008, 03:30 The Big BellEnd, you incorrectly named this event The Eurovision Song Contest. You will kick yourself, when I remind you that it was renamed several years ago to The Eurovision How Many Adjacent Friendly Neighbouring States Do We have Contest. (For the uninitiated, this is due to the voting system). As mentioned above, alcohol does help you get through this annual event, as does the realisation that the objective for the contestants is to come up with the worst, the wackiest or the most riddiculous act - Spain was particularly successful in this regard this year, but unfortunately due to a quirk of geographical position, didn't have a chance of winning. (no offence intended to my Spanish friends). Meanwhile home country (the UK) missed the point completely and dissapointingly entered a fairly normal and reasonable pop song, which gave us little opportunity to laugh at it and consequently it came last. Perhaps it may have had more of a chance if the officials had mis-heard all of the votes for the Ukraine as the UK So all in all it was another classic show, in that it was complete rubbish from start to finish, but it is a torture that we Europeans it seems must put ourselves through each year. Hopefully next year I will remember to switch the tv off and go and play my bass instead. Though I can't help thinking that as I finish my first song, a member of my family will shout 'nil point' from the other room. :-) -------------- Clotty Back to top

clotty Group: Members. Posts: 237 Joined: Mar. 2006 Posted: May 25 2008, 03:32 Forgot to mention.... I quite like the new location for the UK and Ireland Dirkstar, but any chance we could move it back temporarily during the hurricane season though? Thanks -------------- Clotty Back to top

3Wheeler Group: Members Posts: 828 Joined: Aug. 2007 Posted: May 25 2008, 04:07 Yes it appears some French Tugboats have Sneakily towed the Uk away ... They never like us anyway lol... What was that Wogan said last Night... "Id rather be on my Deathbed than join your Party" lol.. It was funny at the Time if you saw the Clip in Context.. -------------- We're Flying Aeroflot, We've Got Reservations. Back to top

Dirk Star Group: Members Posts: 1331 Joined: Sep. 2007 Posted: May 25 2008, 06:14 Quote (clotty @ May 25 2008, 08:32) Forgot to mention.... I quite like the new location for the UK and Ireland Dirkstar, but any chance we could move it back temporarily during the hurricane season though? Thanks No problem Clotty.We can even move it up closer to the North America`s for a while when we get tired of all that sweltering heat a lttle. I agree with all of your post as well,but it`s just become way beyond ridiculous now.Thought Wogan was gonna` top himself at the end.I don`t think I`ve ever heard him sound so downbeat and depressed with it all.Maybe the fact that he could`nt get a drink anywhere was`nt helping with his mood though?... The whole thing`s a bit of a alcoholic blur to me now already.But I can remember surviving to the last song which I think may have been from Denmark.And thinking to myself "Wow! A proper song at last!"..I can`t really remember if it was any good or not now.But they sounded like The Beatles at their peak after all that unmitigated dross and drivel I sat through last night. Also having recently watched Will Ferrell in Blades Of Glory  made the Russian entry seem even more pompous and ridiculous to me.The fact that countries were falling over themselves to vote for it just about had my jaw dropping off the floor.Who says the Soviet Union does`nt exist anymore?..And did I just dream the whole Yugoslavian war or what then?..Rock on with The Balkans baby dig that crazy sound.Blimey even the Germans got more votes than us and they sang their entire song completley out of tune??..Ah yes the sweet taste of bitterness there.Don`t worry I love all you guys really. I think you do have to question the UK`s continuation to fund this nonsense though.Especially seen as because it`s from the BBC we`re actaully subsidising it ourselves.Along with France,Spain & Germany we`re supposedly keeping this thing afloat financially.I`m sure most of the rest of Europe probably feels the same way as well in all reality.I don`t know about Terry but Eurovision has been on it`s deathbed for years.Time to pull the plug! Back to top

Baggiesfaninessex Group: Members Posts: 682 Joined: Mar. 2002 Posted: May 29 2008, 13:23 The Eurovision is an absolute joke. I don't see why we should continue to fund this nonsense; it's a complete waste of money as it is not a contest at all. When entries like the German song - sung completely out of tune - beat us and we end up last with a relatively good song and sound performance, amidst such mediocrity and some songs that were just so dire, one feels that the UK is having the urine forcibly extracted in the most painful and humiliating way.   -------------- “A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by its own farts.” - Frank Skinner Back to top

The Caveman Group: Members Posts: 2178 Joined: Jan. 2008 Posted: May 30 2008, 08:45 Like i said it's a political game.My daughters could come up with a better song.Regarding the mysterious movcement of the UK and Ireland to off the cost of Florida.....well we might just as well really.I think George Dubyah thinks we're part of the USA (along with the rest of the world)and since our government seems to go along with what Bush says then we may as well enjoy the sunshine.As long as we can get a decent cuppa Britain is happy -------------- THE COMING OF THE GREAT WHITE HANDKERCHEIF IS NIGH. Back to top

moonchildhippy Group: Members Posts: 1807 Joined: Dec. 2004 Posted: May 30 2008, 17:50 Quote (The Big BellEnd @ May 20 2008, 17:30) Well my friends I'm afraid Black Saturday is nearly here already, Isn't Black Saturday when petrol hits £117.9 a litre and diesel £129.9 ,  in old money that's £5.37 and £5.92 a gallon respectively   . Quote Baggiesfaninessex   Posted on May 29 2008, 17:23The Eurovision is an absolute joke. I don't see why we should continue to fund this nonsense; it's a complete waste of money as it is not a contest at all. When entries like the German song - sung completely out of tune - beat us and we end up last with a relatively good song and sound performance, amidst such mediocrity and some songs that were just so dire, one feels that the UK is having the urine forcibly extracted in the most painful and humiliating way.   I agree what a complete waste of money. I do wonder about Britain's position in Europe, I think we're so hated, especially the English , even our own government hates the English ,apparently  England no longer exists to the EU, but Wales, Scotland , and Northern Ireland/Ulster are all regarded as their own areas, rather than being Britian, I won't say Great Britain as the Great went some years ago.  I don't think our governments position on the Iraq war in '03 helped our reputation. Speaking of fuel prices I was sent a great text by my boyfriend BREAKING NEWS!!!!! They're going to start playing porn at the fuel pumps,  so that you can watch someone else getting f**ked at the same time as you   -------------- I'm going slightly mad, It finally happened, I'm slightly mad , just very slightly mad If you feel a little glum to Hergest Ridge you should come. I'm challenging  taboos surrounding mental health "Part time hippy" I'M SUPPORTING OUR SOLDIERS BRING OUR TROOPS HOME NOW!! Back to top

summer Group: Members Posts: 10 Joined: May 2008 Posted: June 13 2008, 13:34 I know Englands position in the Eurovision is pretty dismal, we know it! I also prefer it too. I like the way my friends and I cheer when we come second from the bottom. I am embarrassed to admit that i downloaded France's entry.   Back to top

3Wheeler Group: Members Posts: 828 Joined: Aug. 2007 Posted: Jan. 02 2009, 04:25 It appears Andrew Lloyd Webber & possibly Tim Rice have written this Years Entry for the UK...:)...    I think the Preview Event is on Saturday where they pick the Song! Out of a Morbid curiosity I will be watching..:).. Any one heard the Instrumental Beatles Song that Rice put Lyrics to and Elaine Paige sung...  50p to the 1st correct answer .. -------------- We're Flying Aeroflot, We've Got Reservations. Back to top

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