I like beer, and I like cheese
I like the smell of a westerly breeze
But I like more than all of these
Is to be on horseback
Hey and away we go
Through the grass, across the snow
Big brown beastie, big brown face
I'd rather be with you than flying through space.
I like thunder, and I like rain
And open fires, with roaring flames.
But if the thunder's in my brain,
I'd like to be on horseback
Some like the city, some the noise
Some make chaos, and others, toys.
But if I was to have the choice,
I'd rather be on horseback.
Some find it strange to be here,
On this small planet, and who knows where.
But when it's strange and full of fear,
It's nice to be on horseback.
Some are short, and others tall,
Some hit their heads against the wall.
But it doesn't really matter at all,
When you happen to be on horseback.
So if you you feel a little glum,
To Hergest Ridge you should come.
In summer, winter, rain or sun,
It's good to be on horseback.
Chorus
Chorus
You know, I'd rather be on horseback.
Mike 1
I say I say I say. Who's got the biggest nose you've ever seen?
Mike 2
I don't care about that. How big's his bottle?
Mike 1
Never mind about bottle. I've got much more important things on my mind.
Mike 2
Well have you? Tell about them.
Mike 1
Well I was walking down the road the other day and I saw a dog
Mike 2
Did you?
Mike 1
Yes I saw a dog. I said to him "how are you feeling?"
Mike 2
What did he say?
Mike 1
He said "Ruff Ruff Ruff"
Mike 2
I say I say I say I say
Mike 1
Whasat whasat whasat
Mike 2
Er, er, er erm, er ,er
Mike 1
Spit it out man. Spit it out. Whasat?
Mike 2
What's got, er, no legs and 5 eyes?
Mike 1
No legs and 5 eyes. I don't know. What's got no legs and 5 eyes.
Mike 2
err err
Mike 1
What's got no legs and 5 eyes?
Mike 1
Err err
Mike 2
What's got no legs and 5 eyes?
Mike 1
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
Mike 2
What's got no legs and 5 eyes?
Mike 1
I say I say I say
Mike 2
Yes yes?
Mike 1
What's got 1 wheel, 2 legs and no eyes?
Mike 2
What's got no legs, 1 wheel. I don't know.
Mike 1
What's got no legs, 1 eye and 2 wheels
Mike 2
I say I say I say I say
Mike 1
Yes?
Mike 2
What's got 1 leg, 3 wheels and no eyes?
Mike 1
I don't know. What has got no eyes, 3 wheels and 1 leg
Mike 2
Oh never mind that. I say I say I say I say. What's got 3 bottles and 5 eyes and no legs and 2 wheels.
Mike 1
Well I wouldn't know. What's got 5 wheels, 5 bottles, 3 legs and half a wheel?
Mike 2
Well I haven't a clue. I say I say I say
Mike 1
Yes?
Mike 2
What's got 3.... Oh dear
