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Posted: Nov. 05 2000, 09:22

Special thanks to our friends at enigmamusic.com for the best MO-related laugh I ever had...

Read the first line at: http://enigmamusic.com/cretu/cretu-1993.html
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Posted: Nov. 07 2000, 09:56

"In 1993 Mike Oldfield's ex-wife Maggie Reilly released a CD..."

You mean they're never married?
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Posted: Nov. 07 2000, 12:14

Hi all.

Yeah, I think that Mike din't married never with Maggie, the joke is short but it makes laugh smile
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Posted: Dec. 10 2000, 16:30

AAAHAHAAAAA...


Lukat Deesss...

Why did Mike cut his beard on 'Incantations'?

Because he needed some money to pay his double-L.P. release...? tongue


Why did Mike put his face into the water on
'Earth Moving'...?

'cos Ricky Branson caught him playing some little "uncommercial" parts for Amarok rolleyes


Why did Mike call Bonnie Tyler on Islands...?

'cos Anita shouted very softly when they were...? eek

Why could Mike sing without problems on 'Heaven's Open'?

Because he wasn't making love at the moment


Why did Mike go to Hergest Ridge when he finished 'Tubular Bells'?

Because that was the place where he was going to make the next record Ooo redfaceoohoooOOHH!


Why did Mike name 'Platinum' to his first commercial-dance record

Well, he thought mayB he would sell just a bit more... wink


Why, while Barry Palmer sings, it's Mike who appears at the end of 'Pictures in the Dark' video...?

Well, there is no Barry...and it´s just a little stupid hearing some1 singing and seeing nobody there isn't it...? that´s why Mike looks so angry..? smile


And just the last 1...
Why Mike doesn't appear on the cover of 'Songs of Distant Earth'??

Oh, in fact he does actually... but he looks so SMALL!!!!! eek

Thanks for all and I say sorry for all this...

Delfín

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Posted: Dec. 11 2000, 00:23

Very funny Delfin, but what has this got to do with the topic?
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Posted: Dec. 16 2000, 09:23

frown Oh sorry, Bennyboy, I thought you had posted this topic for finding new MO jokes, but I arranged my mistake posting a new topic with this questions...


Consider that reply not existing and I invite you to participate with your im-eye-in-nation in that topic!! smile Bye!

Delfín.

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