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Blue Dolphin Group: Members Posts: 1232 Joined: Nov. 1999 Posted: April 01 2008, 12:12 You wanna hear another joke??? (Well, this actually happened just now! ) I just received the Sentinel Restructure Maxi single LP, and I played the Satoshi Tomii and Global Lust mix at the wrong speed (too fast)!   I thought it sounded like a Sentinel hardcore mix -------------- -The mark of a good musician is to play one note and mean it- Mike Oldfield - 1980 Back to top

ORIONs Group: Members Posts: 8 Joined: Aug. 2007 Posted: April 01 2008, 12:31 It's great!! 2 albums in less than 3 weeks!!!   Back to top

Harmono Group: Members Posts: 759 Joined: May 2005 Posted: April 01 2008, 16:51 I forgot what day it is, you got me. So I too say D'OH!. Back to top

Velodynamic Group: Members Posts: 119 Joined: June 2006 Posted: April 01 2008, 17:58 Fair and square. Cool artwork though...   -------------- "...I've never seen a connection between music and politics. It's like trying to connect football with croquet." -M.O. Back to top

Inkanta Group: Admins Posts: 1453 Joined: Feb. 2000 Posted: April 02 2008, 00:57 Fair and square??? <groans> That is bad, velodynamic, really, really bad. Though not as bad as a joke I just stumbled over on the net.....   "Why did the cube cross from the second to the third dimension?  The second dimension was too square." The stuff of nightmares. Quote (Ray @ April 01 2008, 10:12) And I'm selling all Mike's Guitars! Because they're not cubes?   BTW, if cones lie between cubes and spheres, maybe the Coneheads would help launch it? They'd probably have to stand in the back so people could see around their heads. -------------- "No such thing as destiny; only choices exist." From:  Moongarden's "Solaris." Back to top

Dirk Star Group: Members Posts: 1331 Joined: Sep. 2007 Posted: April 02 2008, 06:47 Quote (clotty @ April 01 2008, 10:33) Dirk Star Don't waste your time going to Trafalgar or Albert Square, I've just heard that the London gig will now be at the OXO tower on the South Bank. Although unconfirmed, it is rumoured that Mike will also play a special bonus track called "Ode to Pablo". Nice one Clotty.Having taken stock of the whole situation I think you may well be onto something there. Back to top

The Caveman Group: Members Posts: 2178 Joined: Jan. 2008 Posted: April 02 2008, 09:19 I'll buy em all of you Ray.£1 each????Do they come with a comemarative Roland Cube amp?Come to think of it....my Marhall JCM800 or Roland.....hmmmm. I must admit i've read this and though "How cool" cos i am currently deeply in love with MOTS (i can't listen to anything else a the moment-even my beloved Ommadawn).Very funny but not as got as (i forgot who sent it)Mike's alleged cameo in The Exorcist.Doh indeed. -------------- THE COMING OF THE GREAT WHITE HANDKERCHEIF IS NIGH. Back to top

Ray Group: Members Posts: 857 Joined: Jan. 2000 Posted: April 02 2008, 10:18 Quote (The Caveman @ April 02 2008, 14:19) I'll buy em all of you Ray.£1   (a few 9s and a few 0's missing here) each Yuor kboeayrd has a pbreolm wtih mnsisig slobyms. -------------- Looking out over the harbour in Peel....... Back to top

The Caveman Group: Members Posts: 2178 Joined: Jan. 2008 Posted: April 02 2008, 10:35 That's a no then i take it.Cheap work keyboard!!! -------------- THE COMING OF THE GREAT WHITE HANDKERCHEIF IS NIGH. Back to top

12MilesOut Group: Members Posts: 9 Joined: April 2004 Posted: April 05 2008, 16:51 A few days down the line but the inventiveness of April Fool's day is great. So... cones, spheres, cubes... how about pyramid then? and it could be premiered at the same-named stage at Glastonbury? -------------- Somebody's out to get you -Poison Arrows- Back to top

moonchildhippy Group: Members Posts: 1807 Joined: Dec. 2004 Posted: April 07 2008, 04:48 Quote (Dirk Star @ April 01 2008, 08:29) Hmmmm! Might have to do a whole re-think regarding that Trafalgar Square venture.Just had a text off a friend of mine telling me that he`s on his way now to Albert Square.Apparently Lang Lang and Hayley Westenra were spotted last night having a right old knees up round the joanna in the Queen Vic.Allegedly Karl Jenkins walked in,bought a round of drinks.And mumbled something about a  square dance(stroke) shindig taking place over at the Arthur Fowler memorial bench.No mention of Mike sadly.Although someone did spot a Blackbird motorcycle parked outside The Arches. I must admit it would make Deadenders (Eastenders) much more interesting. I hate soaps   , I think  watching paint dry is more interesting, I'd rather disembowel myself with spears. I've friends/neighbours who try and keep me up to date with events in Eastenders or Coronation Street. I keep telling them "I'm not interested". I mean I love Top Gear and would they be interested in Richard Hammond driving an Aston Martin V8 Vantage , in a race with a human rocket. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWbiLpogzCc Now to me Richard Hammond driving an Aston is pure pornography     -------------- I'm going slightly mad, It finally happened, I'm slightly mad , just very slightly mad If you feel a little glum to Hergest Ridge you should come. I'm challenging  taboos surrounding mental health "Part time hippy" I'M SUPPORTING OUR SOLDIERS BRING OUR TROOPS HOME NOW!! Back to top

The Caveman Group: Members Posts: 2178 Joined: Jan. 2008 Posted: April 07 2008, 05:09 Er......ummmm....what can be said. But then guitar books are porn to me so whatever floats yer boat! -------------- THE COMING OF THE GREAT WHITE HANDKERCHEIF IS NIGH. Back to top

moonchildhippy Group: Members Posts: 1807 Joined: Dec. 2004 Posted: April 07 2008, 05:52 Yep I saw this American Fender Telecaster in a music shop in Canterbury, and that to me is pure porn     , if I had £599 to spare I'd have bought her home with me. Just thinking about making sweet music with my wonderful  boyfriend, as he's pretty good at playing drums, bass or guitar, and I've been learning the guitar on and off for a number of years, and I'm getting better . Oh yeah, since I was on the subject of Top Gear earlier, how about  having Mike or Roger Taylor from Queen as "The star In The Reasonably Priced Car"   . -------------- I'm going slightly mad, It finally happened, I'm slightly mad , just very slightly mad If you feel a little glum to Hergest Ridge you should come. I'm challenging  taboos surrounding mental health "Part time hippy" I'M SUPPORTING OUR SOLDIERS BRING OUR TROOPS HOME NOW!! Back to top

The Caveman Group: Members Posts: 2178 Joined: Jan. 2008 Posted: April 07 2008, 06:45 If i had spare cash i'd but a new guitar every day.Got my first gig with my new band Sunday in fact.What does Mike drive though (i confess that this hippy uses public transport-i love to look at the scenery which is difficult too do when driving-not exactly condusive to staying alive and i love life).Another topic goes miles off course -------------- THE COMING OF THE GREAT WHITE HANDKERCHEIF IS NIGH. Back to top

Tati The Sentinel Group: Members Posts: 3360 Joined: Feb. 2002 Posted: April 11 2008, 21:21 It can be Mike's next inspiration...haha. -------------- "But it's always the outsider, the black sheep, that becomes the blockbuster." - Mike Oldfield, 2014 "I remember feeling that I'd been judged unfairly and that I was going to prove them wrong." - Peter Davison, 2011 Back to top

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