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Posted: July 27 2005, 20:26

Some from Scott Adam's Dilbert comic strip

"The key to happiness is not to think of yourself as an organic pain collector racing towards oblivion"

"I got fired from my job at the restaurant. Every time I carried hot soup my thumb would slip in and I'd scream and spray the whole dining room. I blame the soup."

"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching."

"I ask for so little. And boy do I get it."

"My new home theater is amazing. It's got a DVD, HD, DVR, MP3, datellite dish, widescreen TV, seven speakers and a universal remote. It's fun to invite people over so they can show me how to turn it on."

"Is it a bad sign when you spend your day wondering why there isn't a law against what you do for a living?"


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Posted: July 28 2005, 10:45

I made this one up early one morning this week, don't ask which morning because I lose my sense of time in the school holidays!!

'Give a child a spoon and he'll long for a ladel, give a child a bed and he'll cry for his cradle'   Not bad for a 15 year old  ;)


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Posted: July 28 2005, 12:39

There's so many great quotes,  here's some of my favourites, I don't know if I can include song lyrics too!!!

My signature ,is  I've quoted very much over the last two weeks,  Mike certainally was right on that one. I didn't feel glum  on Hergest Ridge,  my friend had never seen me so happy.

"There is no Dark Side Of The Moon. It is all Dark"  Gerry doorman at Abbey Road Studios whilst Pink Floyd were recording the legendary Dark Side Of The Moon album. Also from DSOTM " I've been f**king mad for years, Absolutely f**king years"  :laugh:. Me perhaps???

"If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again"    :) . Stan Laurel on funerals.

"I'm not as dumb as you look" Their First Mistake (1932).

"That's another nice mess youv'e gotten me into" , Oliver Hardy. Contrary to popular belief, The phrase is Another Nice Mess and not "Another Fine Mess" as often quoted, The latter being a title of a three reel Laurel and Hardy film from 1930.

"Who Breaks A Butterfly On A Wheel "  Sir William Rees-Mogg. Title of an Editorial  in "The Times"  in June 1967, about the (in)famous "Redlands" drug bust, in which I believe Jagger and Richards innocent set up. Sir W R-M wrote the Editorial in defence of Jagger, had he been any ordinary young man and not Mick Jagger from the Rolling Stones the sentence would be far less harsh. (or words to that effect)

"Oh, who is that young sinner with the handcuffs on his wrists?
And what has he been after that they groan and shake their fists?
And wherefore is he wearing such a concious-stricken air?
Oh, they're sending him to prison for the colour of his hair"

A.E. Houseman (Shropshire poet).    

      :)


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I'm going slightly mad,
It finally happened, I'm slightly mad , just very slightly mad

If you feel a little glum to Hergest Ridge you should come.


I'm challenging  taboos surrounding mental health


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Posted: July 28 2005, 20:59

"It's better to do one thing better than anyone else than doing 100,000 things more-or-less like 100,000 other people do them." - Eric Clapton, but suitable to everyone, I think. :)

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Posted: July 28 2005, 21:43

To attain knowledge, add things every day,
To attain wisdom, remove things every day.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotamy.

The moving finger writes, and having writ moves on.

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

The star that burns twice as bright, burns half as long.

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of childhood into maturity.


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Posted: July 29 2005, 12:27

Include me out.

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Posted: July 29 2005, 14:08

Quote (Sonilink @ July 26 2005, 15:55)
Trust no one...
X-files

Hey that was going to be my one !!

I also like " Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"  
or
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketcup""
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Posted: July 29 2005, 20:12

"I reject your reality, and substitute my own"
Adam Savage - Mythbusters


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Posted: July 30 2005, 01:19

" I told you a MILLION times DO NOT exaggerate "    :D

Quote : Rick  " The young ones "


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Posted: Aug. 01 2005, 16:09

Blessed are the Meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

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Posted: Aug. 02 2005, 00:39

"Not all who wander are lost"  -- Tolkien

or

"Everyone needs something to believe in.  I believe I'll have another beer."  -- ??
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Posted: Aug. 02 2005, 02:42

Censorship is like telling a man he can't have steak because the baby can't chew!

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Posted: Aug. 02 2005, 17:48

Quote (sunjammer @ Aug. 02 2005, 05:39)
"Not all who wander are lost"  -- Tolkien

or

"Everyone needs something to believe in.  I believe I'll have another beer."  -- ??

Great quotes sunjammer :) .


"I have a dream" - Martin Luther King. :)


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I'm going slightly mad,
It finally happened, I'm slightly mad , just very slightly mad

If you feel a little glum to Hergest Ridge you should come.


I'm challenging  taboos surrounding mental health


"Part time hippy"

I'M SUPPORTING OUR SOLDIERS

BRING OUR TROOPS HOME NOW!!
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Posted: Oct. 15 2005, 20:52

"you all laugh at me because i'm diffrent,
all laugh at you because you're all the same" - a freind of mine told me

"a sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree" - spike milligan

"Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion." - spike milligan


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Two slightly sampled electric guitars.
The venitian effect.
Digital sound processor.
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Posted: Oct. 16 2005, 01:59

" I don't cair where you get your appetite from as long as you eat your meals at home "  quote : My wife ...  LMAO
:D  :D  :D  :D  :D


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Posted: Oct. 16 2005, 11:00

'Infinite love is the only truth, everything else is an illusion'

David Icke


'At first I though he was walking the dog, then i realised it was his date'

Edith Massey in Polyester


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Posted: Oct. 16 2005, 11:10

'I ate the whole thing' Homer Simpson
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Posted: Oct. 16 2005, 12:46

"Living on Earth is expensive, but think about it, you get a free trip around the Sun !"
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Posted: Oct. 16 2005, 18:10

"I wanted everything for a little while. Why shouldn't I? I wanted to know what it was like." Everything But The Girl

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Posted: Oct. 16 2005, 20:27

"After 2 broken ribs, a fractured skull, a broken arm and a seriously damaged ego, I realised I had the body of an artist. Not a sportsman!!"-----Myself.
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